Peanut Butter and Jelly Nailed to Wall Art Gallery
Lunchtime Love Triangle
One solar day Mr. Peanut Butter called his girlfriend, Miss Fluff, and asked her to meet him for luncheon on the kitchen counter.
Unfortunate for him...he forgot that he had made plans with his other girlfriend, Miss Grape Jelly, on the same solar day.
Oh no Mr. Peanut Butter! Look what you\'ve done.
Source: https://www.threadless.com/forum/post/152064/lunchtime_love_triangle/
brendoo
y'all're gonna get fucked with comments as well. come to think of information technology, is this some sort of screwed up cult, out to piss the bloggers off?
OlliRudi
Kelly Kapowski was the all-time thing about Saved By the Bell.
EZFL
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kc_6201
Fluff?
direnerd
Poor bananas.
ponkie
hmm, i miss peanut butter and fluff sandwiches
zootso
Nice blueprint. Information technology's too bad that a coupla bloggers here want to troll. Props. $5.
mintleaves
I'k damn sure i see 5 colours. Nice illustration.
LaBing
I'd make it a iii-way! Can't we all only go along :)
dancingwithmyconfusion
omg 5
alisia_dragoon
i love pb and fluff. best sandwich ever. a strange shirt though....
mexicosgreatest
wtf fourteen???? i thought you of all people would dear this sub...
GMan1989
Information technology's a actually funny shirt, simply it isn't obvious enough without the text that it is marshmellow fluff. I looked at it and said "What's peanut butter doing with mayo?!". Other than that, great shirt.
sounddbox
information technology'd exist better without the text 4
sacz
I dear this shirt, a lot. I don't retrieve it needs the dear triangle text only I practice remember there should be something that helps identify the fluff
apatheticism
oh god deja vu!!!!!
CuteLittleFaery
This shirt really needs a banana.
dylboteque
is your watch one-half a decade slow? coz your style feels... um...
dylboteque
no that was mean. good luck
32mermaids
I really similar information technology. I'd probably lose the text and I'd prefer the peanut butter to be more peanut butter coloured (rather than nuttella), but I do like it. Yes.
spauldhr
I admire dramatic personfication. I'd and so buy this, and not only for me, for others like me.
Tundraworthy Tunnels
i wish they were actually in a triangular formation, just splendid concept!
Tophy
There ARE 5 colors: Reddish, Purple, Dark-brown, White and Black! :O OH NO. I like this shirt, though. $5 anyway.
millhaven
nah if y'all look at the examples, you'll notice that the "5th" color is really the shirt colour. in the orangish shirt, the red is replaced with orangish, in the yellow shirt information technology is replaced with xanthous, etc. anyway, i call up this is a clever pattern. a lot more imaginative than some of the other submissions featuring sandwiches. prissy task...though i can't say i've e'er experienced a sandwich with fluff on it...i guess that would taste good[i've merely eaten information technology past dipping stuff into information technology] =p
lucyfarfort
ha ha those comments are funny.. yes what is fluff is information technology some marshmellow stuff.. you crazy americans. Beautiful idea.
apatheticism
Mr. Peanut Butter likes taller women
shadowboy
I'k confused... I see breadstuff, but no smiley faces.
Primofex
grapes on the jelly. cheque. marshmallow on the fluff. peanut on the peanut butter. ... ?????
mezo
No doubt your are a practiced illustrator/designer, Timmy Toons.....but your concept is played. Similar a whore on Prom Nighttime.
annie_d
Information technology would be cooler without the text.
Timmy Toons
I can't win. It's either "Information technology would be better without the text" or "Without any text...I don't get it." =)
shadowboy
Timmy - allow me to inkling you in. No thing what yous do, someone volition hate it. This site is busting at the seams with petty, sniping wannabes who wouldn't know pattern from a pigsty in the ground.
cheese&crackers
It's peanut butter jelly fourth dimension, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time. Where he at, Where he at? Information technology's peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.
jesusinameshhat
shadowboy, you just nailed it on the head. Kudos my friend. xiv, you bastard, I just read that whole thing! Why did you put information technology there? Considering you know there are people like me out at that place who can't resist crazy useless, random information like that?! ;) Timmy Toons, dearest the style, not so much the concept. No criminal offence, simply I take to hold with mezo on this one: there have been peanut butter and jelly love shirts effectually for a very very long time.
Jew Turn
Aaawww, she's peanut butter and jealous. Heh.
well murr
Aw, I'm so glad I'grand non the merely i who likes Fluff. :P
Ava Adore
mmm marshmallow nice!
teamepic
what the hell is fluff? Designs aren't funny if only iv people get it and y'all're constantly having to explain it.
Timmy Toons
bighairyape
At beginning I didn't know that was marshmallow fluff. I was a picayune grossed out that someone would put mayo on a peanut butter sandwich. BUT, marshmallow fluff works. I dig it.
twniehaus
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tshirtlover
wow...i would not have realized it was only 5 colors until i sat and studied information technology...that is crazy...good job...non too boring just the actual design dislocated me a bit before i read the story...and the people actually purchasing the shirt arent going to exist toting that lilliputian cute story around all day and explaining the significance of their t'shirt.
xisforsxe
I thought the fluff was a jar of glue.
Heffer
Tophy: If you look closely at the sub, the red/orange/ or yellow on each instance is the Colour of the SHIRT. Black, White, Brown, and Purple are the Iv colors.
nadienne
tch... you americans ARE crazy... lulz... PBF... how funny is that?! me, now... I similar PBN: peanut butter and nutella! WHEEE! it's similar a ghetto reese'south pieces sammich! I shoulda bought that jar of fluff when i had the take chances... merely it was then much! I just want to try it... nobody else would have eaten it.... too much of a waste product... @.o
Quill2002
Very beautiful. Definitely demand to ID the fluff more, as I agree, it looked like mayo. Besides may want to make the fluff look more than...girly. Awesome concept! Fluff is yummy! Red shirt
lins eats faces
I'vwe never heard it chosen fluffl before, i always just called information technology marashmallow creme. I make an awesome pb sammich with jelly, pudding, and vanilla wafers.....mmmm.